The Precis

Now, coming upon the last night of writing for this project, I realize that I am fighting my precis. I can't get it right! I waited to start this one, fearing it to be very difficult to write. Well it is. I should have picked a better article. In the dusky hours of the day before the due date, I realize that your paper will be only as good at the material you are working with. Damn you Benjamin D. Carson from Lincoln, Nebraska! Who writes in Nebraska?! You do, and your papers are hard on purpose. I hate you for your inverted word order and unnecessarily large words, when your article would be that much clearer if you wrote correctly. I'm not one to lecture, my writing is God awful compared to most. But YOU. Not you. You did this to me Benjamin. Who gave you your doctorate anyway? Do they KNOW what you are writing? Do they KNOW that you are torturing little peeon undergrads by writing such junk?? NO I bet they don't. I bet they are staring at their corn fields now... they have corn in Nebraska right? *sigh* I should keep writing. I hope its good and cold up there Benjamin.